I think Sammie just called me a pussy in her sleep. I’m gonna beat her.
Nacho cheese Doritos are like a second cousin at a southern family barbecue. She’s not much to look at but she puts out.
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Guys I want to do something really funny to my sleeping girlfriend right now what should I do?
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